When approached with a reasonable request, such as opening a bank account, a holiday to America or making an appointment, she will type the information into her computer. (coughs)" as well as offering bizarre substitutes to requests.Ĭarol Beer is a perpetually disillusioned woman who works in a number of jobs that require a very close relationship with her computer, such as a bank clerk, a travel agent or a hospital receptionist. However, it becomes clear that the two are actually too timid to rob the bank properly, with the one played by Lucas getting only a handful of desk pens and the one played by Walliams a desk marker saying "Position closed" on the second attempt, rather than money.Ĭatchphrase: " Computer says no.
The two appear to be very skillful bank robbers, having a quick and simple manner of robbing a bank, with one going in and demanding money while the other drives the getaway vehicle, and a very secluded hideout. The bank robbers make an appearance in Little Britain USA.
This is by throwing them on the floor or making them do tricks in order to get the biscuit. He has an unusual way of using a horse to help customers with their IT problems.Įvery time she goes out to give refreshment to the builders who are doing work on her garden, she gives them biscuits as if they were a dog. She is 39 years old Ashraf The Horse Whisperer Ashraf The Horse WhispererĪshraf is an Indian man working at the local computer shop. She did not, however, appear in Little Britain USA. She also licked the Pope's face, and showed him her fanny. In Little Britain Abroad, Anne met the Pope and went to the Louvre in Paris, from where she stole the Mona Lisa.
Her character is similar to that of Mr Doggy's owner.Īnne has appeared in all series and had a Stars In Their Eyes sketch for Little Britain Live. Anne has worked at a library (where she earns £5 but then, much to the doctor's surprise, intentionally drops the money into a drain), at a bowling alley and as a pianist in a restaurant she takes a keen interest in amateur dramatics and home decoration. She painted a picture out of poo and wrote "Merry Xmas" in poo. She often resorts to extreme behaviour, such as licking or stroking the faces of other people, or destroying things around her. Beagrie, she displays poor progress when observed. Lawrence, who is almost always accompanied by Dr. She is severely mentally challenged, except when answering calls on her mobile phone, when she converses in a completely coherent and polite manner. There are also two deleted scenes in which Peter Andre appears backstage at the Royal Variety Performance (impersonating Keith Harris and Orville the Duck) and at a drug rehab centre.Īnne is a patient at the Steven Spielberg Hospital in Little Bentcock, where she is being trained for integration into society. The character's name is a reference to the singer. He later attempts to enter a royal garden party to give her some drawings, despite being scruffy and without trousers, and is turned away by police.
Peter Andre is a Royal correspondent for the BBC who gets sacked after first making surreal and false claims about the Royal Family (such as Prince Charles having magical powers, describing the queen as "The Main One" and mistaking Princess Eugenie for her mother, Sarah, Duchess of York) and then expressing his love for Princess Anne through song. He makes one appearance in Series 3.Įpisodes: Radio Show Series 1, episodes 4 and 5Ĭatchphrase: "I love you Anne" and "I need you Anne" After contributors give him some money, he blatantly places stickers on embarrassing body parts, such as the genital region or breasts and on someone's rear in a deleted scene. Overview Key Characters that appear for only one sketch are not listed in the table CharacterĪlan works for the Donkey Hospice in the town of Achingballs.